Poetry, pictures, punchlines and other stuff
  • If I Ruled the Internet

    Are you easily irked by ill-educated idiots on the Internet? What would you do if you were in charge? Here's what I would do.

    If I Ruled the Internet
  • Sam & Tatiana's Wedding

    When Sam and Tatiana slid their fingers into each other's ring (in public), I was asked to write a poem.

    The Pennycooks' Poem
  • A Century of Remembrance

    Between the Remembrance Days of 2013 and 2014, I wrote this poem to commemorate the centenary of the end of the First World War.

    One Hundred Years of War
  • Go with the Flow

    Insomnia-fueled inspriation and looking at some songs in a different way, lead to making Musical Flowcharts

    Pictures

Poems

I write poetry.  There, I said it. I always have and I always will.  Some of it is quite good* and some of it is published*.

Peekaboo

* Some of it is neither.

Pictures

What do being a musician, a designer in a past life and an insomniac have in common and what would I know about art anyway?

Picture this

Punchlines

I'm a freelance comedy write and one of these days I'll get up on my high horse and have my say on stage, find out where and when

Punch me

Personal

If you have nothing better to do, you can read more about me here or even contact me if you really want to

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