Poetry, pictures, punchlines and other stuff
  • If I Ruled the Internet

    Are you easily irked by ill-educated idiots on the Internet? What would you do if you were in charge? Here's what I would do.

    If I Ruled the Internet
  • Sam & Tatiana's Wedding

    When Sam and Tatiana slid their fingers into each other's ring (in public), I was asked to write a poem.

    The Pennycooks' Poem
  • A Century of Remembrance

    Between the Remembrance Days of 2013 and 2014, I wrote this poem to commemorate the centenary of the end of the First World War.

    One Hundred Years of War
  • Go with the Flow

    Insomnia-fueled inspriation and looking at some songs in a different way, lead to making Musical Flowcharts



I write poetry.  There, I said it. I always have and I always will.  Some of it is quite good* and some of it is published*.


* Some of it is neither.


What do being a musician, a designer in a past life and an insomniac have in common and what would I know about art anyway?

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I'm a freelance comedy write and one of these days I'll get up on my high horse and have my say on stage, find out where and when

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If you have nothing better to do, you can read more about me here or even contact me if you really want to

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